Safe As Milk

Well, maybe not dead, but why would they mess with the color of Guinness?

This sounds as dumb as New Coke, only now they’re messing with one of my favorite beers stouts ( sorry, Ireland — ed.).

“Manufacturer Diageo plans to produce a version at its Irish brewery using lightly roasted barley, which will have a reddish color, and give it a trial run across the Irish Sea in Britain.”