The end of the Jesus timeline

27 Jun
2005

I got to go to a wedding this weekend up in Front Royal, VA. It’s pretty rural up there. One of the rooms the bridal party commandeered for the wedding was a Sunday school classroom. Apparently there was a recent project where the kids drew and annotated timelines of Jesus’ life.
This was the end of one of them.

The end of the Jesus timeline

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J. Jonah Jinxy, Jr.

June 27th, 2005 at 6:22 pm

So that’s what the Da Vinci Code was talking about.

Crustified.

Or was it Original Recipe?

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J. Jonah Jinxy, Jr.

June 27th, 2005 at 6:23 pm

Oh, and I like the Pentagram in the lower right corner.

Devil Worshiper.

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Michael

June 28th, 2005 at 1:04 pm

Yes, the thin air confuses them.

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JJ

June 28th, 2005 at 4:30 pm

There’s this hot spring/spa by my house and you can dip into a huge mud bath and then you get out and lie on a lounge chair until you get CRUSTIFIED and then you have a friend scrub it all off with a giant scrub brush in an outdoor cabana/shower. And then you’re pores are clean and your bathing suit is ruined.

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Michael

June 28th, 2005 at 4:44 pm

Sounds like you might need to call All Star Septic after that…

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