Safe As Milk

As I was watched this movie I formed two strong opinions:

1) This may be the greatest movie I’ve ever seen.

and

2) My daughters will never, ever go to Cancun for a Spring Break.

If you don’t know, the movie is by the people who do MTV’s The Real World and it basically involves sending 16 people together for a 10-day Spring Break in Cancun, Mexico. Needless to say, it’s not long before everyone is either drunk, naked, or some combination of the two.

9 out of every 10 girls in this thing is smokin’ hot. It’s just silly, and I mean silly in the best possible way. They’re all getting drunk and naked (this was the part where I decided against sending my girls to Cancun for Spring Break; it was also the part where I wondered why I never went to Cancun for Spring Break).

I dunno if it would float for everyone. Michelle and were both pretty shocked by it. And it was especially awkward when Emma came downstairs because I know that some day, many years from now, she will want to go away for Spring Break. Obviously she will not go to Cancun to ’star’ in a movie put together by MTV. Duh.

That said, this may be a top 10 All Time for just a handful of scenes. It’s got some crazy shit in it but it’s worth it for the body shots alone, not to mention the wet t-shirt contests (yes, that’s an intentional plural). And it’s the first time in a long time that I watched *every* extra on the DVD. Some of the shit in this movie is just insane.